if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i now understand why vodka
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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