also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
