Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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