Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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