so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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