Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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