I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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