So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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