I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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