What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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