That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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