Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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