Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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