all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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