Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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