hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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