okay pat passed out under dana's car
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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