Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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