I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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