awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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