its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He is an equal opportunity slut.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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