i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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