Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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