A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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