I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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