the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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