no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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