too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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