This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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