Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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