can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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