Define "chronic" masturbator.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
