: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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