my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize