I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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