what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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