How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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