The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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