it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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