is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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