I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Randomize
