just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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