I forgot how hot balto sounded
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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