come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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