If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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