Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we're making bets on your personal life
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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