weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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