I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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