now i know why i became what i already was.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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