I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
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