I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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