Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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