Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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