To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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