How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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