Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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