she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Farmville is her only friend.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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