I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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