its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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