Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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