I hate your face
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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